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| bitchscopes #1 :: about your sign |
| When you bitch upon a star; just what you really didn’t want to hear from your friendly local astrologer… |
| bitchscopes #2 :: your twelfth house |
| Analysing your horoscope, considering your hidden strengths and then some weaknesses as well. |
| bitchscopes #3 :: what sign is my neighbour? |
| You know those folks next door? How you can figure out the zodiac sign of the people you love to loathe. |
| bitchscopes #4 :: all about your ex… |
| That guy or girl you dated and why you shouldn’t have. Why you ought never, ever to do such a thing again… |
| little blue book of zodiac insults |
| Mildly offensive constellation fun and frolics for those with a reading age of probably less than twelve. |
| please take me home… |
| Looking for something more serious? There is plenty of in-depth astrology here to keep you occupied too… |